Knock Knock Jokes – Song Edition

Overheard these knock knock jokes over the office and decided to repost them to the world! 🙂

Instructions:

There should be two persons to make this work. It goes like this.
Person 1 : Knock knock!
Person 2 : Who’s there?
Person 1 : [insert words here]
Person 2 : [insert words here] who?
Person 1 : Sings with the correct tune!

So here they are..

  1. Cashew Nut. Don’t tell me you’re sorry Cashew Nut. ~
  2. Ginabing Kokey. Just dance, ginabing kokey. Dadoodoom.
  3. Come back to me. Come back to me bok ang puso. Wala ka ng magagawa kundi sundin ito.
  4. Kangkong, Kangkong, Greenwich, Tomato. New York..kangkong, kangkong, greenwich, tomato. Now you’re in New York! New York!
  5. Sinigang. Sinigaaang! Sandal ka lang. At wag mong pipigilan.~
  6. Solusyon. Solusyon, sa Visayas, at sa Mindanao!
  7. Civil War. Civil war ang tunay na mahirap. Civil war ang tunay na may malasakit.
  8. Inday. Indaaaaaay will always love you.
  9. Avril Lavigne. Avril Lavigne yooou forever. Deep inside my heart it’s yooou forever.
  10. Ay Dyusko! Ay dyusko to say I love you, Ay dyusko to say how much I care.
  11. Phone na Nokia. Phone na Nokia, di sinasadya. Di kayang magtapat ang puso ko.
  12. Kamuning. Kamuning get me, get me, get me. Baby i’m yours. Kaamuning get me.
  13. Russian Patay. Wise men say, only fools Russian, patay can’t help, fallin in love with you.
  14. Terminal. Terminal..every now and then i get a little bit lonely..
  15. Alfred. Alfred my wings and i learned how to fly..
  16. Bumili ng bagong folding bed. Bumili ng bagong folding bed (mad at you).
  17. Pikachu. No, I don’t wanna go to bed (pikachu).
  18. Fire, apoy. If fire apoy, I think I could understand.
  19. River boat. River boat young when I first saw you. I close my eyes.
  20. Lady Gaga. Kung Lady Gaga ka.. sa piling ng iba..
  21. Para, Mamang Taxi. I’m your biggest fan, I’ll follow you until you love me. Para, mamang taxi.
  22. Nido Gatas. I Nido boo, gatas see you boo.. and the hearts all over the world tonight. said the hearts all over the world tonight.
  23. I-autoload mo ako. How much? Magkano? Nothing’s gonna change my love for you, i-autoload mo ko. how much? magkano?
  24. Soon to Open: Pan de Manila. Uno, dos, tres, soon to open Pan de Manila.
  25. Pritong Saba, Pritong Mani, Sinigang, Kare-kare. Pritong saba, pritong mani, sinigang, kare-kare. Hallelu— Hallelujah.
  26. Tagabitbit Putobumbong. Tagabitbit. Tagabitbit. Tagabet bet bet bet bet. Putobumbong. putobumbong. Putobumbong.
  27. Kabag Again. Now i’m speechless, over the edge of this breathless. I never thought that I would catch this, the kabag again.
  28. Melon, Kangkong, Mais, Gulaman, Talong. Melon kangkang mais gulaman. Maari bang mag-talong?
  29. Medicine. Bayang magiliw.. medi-cine.
  30. Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. Kinurot ko. Kinurut-kurot ko pa. (intro – always be my baby – mariah)
  31. The Hill and Cow. The hill and cow ang sigaw ng puso ko. Ikaw ang nasa isip ko.
  32. Honda. Honda first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me.
  33. Honda ulit! Honda wings of love! Up and above the clouds the only way to fly, is Honda Wings of Love.
  34. Pacquiao. But it’s over now. Come on and take Pacquiaooo.
  35. Lasengga. All lasengga ladies. All lasengga ladies. Put your hands up!
  36. Twenty-one. 7 + 7 + 7.. Twenty-one.. 7 x 7 x 7, yan ang hindi ko alam!
  37. BDO. Watch me on your BDO Phone. BDO phone.
  38. Dina Bonnevie, Gary V. Dina Bonnevie my lover, Gary V with my friends.
  39. Lactum. I Lactum move it move it!
  40. Pekpek. You are~ pekpek. you are~ pekpek.
  41. Pulis may wang-wang. Pulis may wang-wang-wang! Shorty fire burning on the dance floor. Ooh~
  42. Tuna Pie. Tuna pie, tuna limit, tuna wall~ for a chance to be with you i’d rather risk it all. Tuna pie, tuna fever come what may!
  43. China. Chinaaa~ ika’y muling makita ko. Damhin ang tibok ng puso mo.
  44. Buko Shake. Voulez buko shake avec moi ce soir. Voulez buko shake avec moi ye ye ye ye.
  45. Mighty Mouse. Mighty mouse outside Chicago. Can’t stop driving I don’t know why~
  46. Brunei. May nagmamahal, aakay sa’yo. Aking Brunei ikaw ang nagbigay ng buhay kooo~
  47. What can be? What can be? bitiw bigla. What can be? bitiw bigla. Higpitan lang ang yong kapit..
  48. Coca Cola. Coca cola na lang sana ang iyong minahal, di ka na muling mag-iisa.
  49. We were Aswang. We were aswang babe. For a moment in time.
  50. Little Manuel. I’m not crazy, I’m just a little manuel. I know, right know you can’t tell.
  51. Abby. Abby loving you~ forever! Deep inside my heart its you. Forever.
  52. Lesbians. So lesbians, lesbians for love. Lesbians, lesbians tonight!
  53. I’m a friend. I’m a friend to fly. and I don’t know why?
  54. Korina – Mar Roxas. Oooh~ ooh~ Korina-Mar Roxas.
  55. MOA. Girl you know MOAAA, girl you know MOAAA. (birthday sex)
  56. Thesis. Thesis the moment, my final test.
  57. Cheesy palaman sa tasty. No he ca’t read my poker face (cheesy-palaman-sa-tasty). popopoker face popopoker face.
  58. New Zealand. New Zealand ka sa mundong ito. Laking tuwa ng magulang mo.
  59. Knock knock. Knock knockaligo ka na ba sa dagat ng basura?
  60. Canada. Nakaligo Canada sa dagat ng basura?
  61. Joana. I joana close my eyes! I joanna fall asleep.
  62. Pussy Cat. Mag-pussycat! mag-pussycat. Dito sa showtime lahat tayo pussycat!

Source:
http://dwek.tumblr.com/post/462465136/the-knock-knock-compilation

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Lloyd of Inday Bote – Piktyur mo Lloyd…

Information re-posted from their Blog site.

Representing the rock scene’s new dawn along with other up and coming bands, IndayBote has been getting its fair share of airwaves and attention with its own brand of not so happy music mishmash not usual to the radio friendly ears.

Compromise has so far been the ground that holds everything together, but this wasn’t without its set of setbacks; a few lineup changes, misunderstandings here and there, some gigs you would want to play again, and some gigs you just plain regret (hello drunk and stoned drummer).

BUT THE TOUGH GETS GOING.

A populated gig sked, a successfully launched EP, songs on the radio with regular airtime, and a final lineup now intact, IndayBote is here to stay for good. ♥

Lloyd Cunanan – guitars
Paulo Sotelo – guitars
Neen Cabangis – vox
Daryl Alvares – drums
Enzo Zulueta – bass

Lloyd ♥

he’s just so cuteeee ♥

and he’s so niceeeee tooo! ♥

wala akong pinapanigan dito. haha! 😀

speechless! ♥

Check out IndayBote’s websites:

And Lloyd’s Official Twitter Account:

GenSan’s Tanduay First Five. High Five!!!

Fuck! Last night’s Tanduay First Five in General Santos City was a blast! Thank You to the Five Bands who made the crowd goes wild! 🙂

Miggy Chavez of Chicosci

Raymund Marasigan of Sandwich

Chito Miranda of Parokya Ni Edgar

Jay Contreras of Kamikazee

I had the time of my life! 🙂

P.S. I wasn’t able to watch the last band Wolfgang because I really have to leave the venue. But all in all ’twas fucking amazing!

Top 20 Signs to Identify Pinoy Movies

This article found its way to my Inbox and I am sharing it here since it is quite interesting. The article states some observations on identifying whether a movie is foreign or local Pinoy.

So how would you know that you are watching a Pinoy movie?

Here are the “Top 20 Signs” according to a reader who didn’t identify  him/herself (thanks to you!):

  1. Sasayaw ang loveteam sa likod ng puno ng buko kapag nasa beach ang eksena. Alternate na lalabas ang ulo nila from behind the puno.
  2. Ang kontrabidang babae yayakap sa bidang lalaki, sabay taas ng kilay at ngingisi.
  3. Ang pansit, nagdadala ng malas. Uuwi ang bida na may dalang pansit para sa kanyang nanay na si Anita Linda. Tatawagin ng bida ang mga bata para kumain at kukumustahin niya ang pag-aaral ng mga bata habang kumakain sila. Biglang may titigil na sasakyan sa harap ng bahay at pauulanan ng bala ang pamilya. Mamamatay si Anita Linda at sisigaw ang bida ng “Inaaayyyy!! !” at mangangakong ipaghihigante ito. Moral of the eksena: Ang pansit ay nakakamatay.
  4. Kapag may magkaribal na babae, `yung mabait derecho ang buhok at may bangs. `Yung salbahe, laging kulot.
  5. Sa Pinoy action movies, ang bida hindi nauubusan ng bala.
  6. Sa Pinoy action movies, kapag tumakbo ang bida, sa lupa lahat ang tama ng bala ng kalaban.
  7. Kapag may mob na pupunta sa bahay kubo ng manananggal, si Vangie Labalan ang laging lider.
  8. Alam mong moment of truth na kapag sinabi ng bida ang title ng pelikula (sample: Isang Bala Ka Lang or Kapag Puno na Ang Salop).
  9. “Ang tawag ng kontrabida sa kanyang mga goons, “Mga bata.”
  10. “Yung nakababatang kapatid ng bida habang naglalaro, mabibitiwan ang bola at mapupunta sa gitna ng kalsada. Pagkatapos, may darating na sasakyan at itutulak ng bida ang bata at `yung bida ang papagitna ng kalsada. Naka-cross ang arms ng bida who is covering his face. Sisigaw ang bata ng, “Kuyaaa!” Next scene: Nasa ospital sila. Simula na ng drama.
  11. Kapag bakbakan, hindi nasasaktan ang bida pero umaaray siya kapag ginagamot na siya ng leading lady. Next scene: Nagla-love-making na sila.
  12. Kapag sinabi ng kontabida sa bida ang masama niyang plano, sasabibin ng bida, “Hayop ka!”
  13. Ang bidang babae, kapag katulong ang role siguradong iri-reveal ng amo na anak siya nito.
  14. Ang nanay ng mayaman ay laging may pamaypay na pang-mayaman at ang nanay ng mahirap ay laging naka-duster.
  15. Ang hideout ng kontrabida ay parating mansyon na may chicks na naka-hilira sa paligid ng pool.
  16. Ang mga bida sa drama, kapag nakatanggap ng masamang balita laging may pinto sa likod nila para puede sila sumandal habang nag-i-slide dahan-dahan pababa, todo iyak at kung minsan with matching uhog.
  17. Kapag hindi nahuli ng mga goons ang bida, sasabihin ng boss sa kanila, “Mga inutil!”
  18. Laging nakakapulot ng baril na may bala ang bida kapag kinakailangan niya.
  19. Laging mas maganda ang yaya ng bida kaysa sa kontrabidang anak ng amo niya.
  20. Kapag ang ending ng movie ay song-and-dance number sa beach o sa resort, ang huling frame shows the cast na tumatalon, sabay freeze.